YOUNG LIL

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YOUNG LIL

Young Lil is by far the angriest of the group and probably the most overtly sexual in his lyrical content that borders on perversion, if the content isn’t already drug related. He is constantly driving vehicles directly into houses, restaurants and clubs not because he is under the influence, though typically the case, but more so because he is lazy, doesn’t feel like finding a parking spot, and can cover the damages by throwing a wad of cash into the face of the first complainer as he walks away...

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BIG PICKLEZ

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BIG PICKLEZ

Big Pickelz is the founding member of Crunchy White and the origin of all their song writing inspiration. He himself is Crunchy’s muse. Despite Young Lil’s claim of being “oldest biggest” in the game, it’s really Big Pickelz. He’s the enforcer of the group, not only entitled for being their initial financial backer, but in addition to his great bulk and even bigger bite...

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LIQUID JUICE

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LIQUID JUICE

Liquid Juice is the producer and ultimate backbone to Crunchy White. The close positioning of his tiny claws naturally gave him a physical advantage in beat juggling as a DJ, allowing him to win many DMC championships before and after the birth of Jesus Christ. Though tiny in stature he possesses a booming and intimidating voice that is slow and robotic sounding in nature...

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INDIAN SUMMER

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INDIAN SUMMER

Indian Summer's father, Mouth of Breast, was the first in his tribe to do smoke signals out of his mouth. By 23, he had scorched his entire throat. The local tribe doctor performed a botched tracheotomy that left him with a hole thru his entire neck, not just the front. The winters were brutal as the cold shuttered and whipped thru his entire neck and head...

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PHELPS

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PHELPS

Budapest “Phelps” Rothchild was born near the frigid North Pole into a family of fine servants and caretakers. For generations the Rothchild family held the distinct privilege of serving The Fredericks – the most royal polar bear family in all the land. Despite their servant status, the Rothchilds were considered family...

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LIL AUGUST

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LIL AUGUST

Lil August was born in Greenwich, CT to mother Teresa, an interior decorator, and father Hank, the CIO of a major securities company in NYC. Lil August enjoyed an extremely privileged upbringing. He had all the best toys, went to elite sleep-away camps, studied cello, viola, and classical piano, and was on the little league all-star team every summer.

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