Making friends can be hard. People are mean and judgemental. Sometimes your best just isn’t good enough for anyone. Well, think again. There’s no one more accepting and friendly than a White Reggae friend. He takes the friendly, warm, and ever-toasted vibes of reggae culture and combines it with the vulnerability and identity issues that only a dreadlocked white kid can provide. So go ahead, turn off the shower, start manually twisting your hair in class, and forget basic etiquette ingrained since your stable youth. It’s time for friendship with Along De Coast.

Price: A Long board S&H: His Dad’s Jag