Your best isn’t good enough. It never has been. It never will be. That’s why there’s incredibly talented R&B Sensations like Indian Summer to be in bed with you every step of the way, coaching, encouraging, whispering, and kissing you to success street. From its supple red velour textures to its built-in TV featuring Indian Summer watching you struggle to have sex, this Thrust Throne is a must have for any aspiring singer songwriters. So go ahead and bone, cuz Indian’s at Home.

Price: Don’t even worry about it. S&H: He’ll bring it by

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